Saturday, April 11, 2009

Urdu SMS

Islamic sms

Hazrat ANS (Razi A) se rawaayt

Hazrat ANS (Razi A) se rawaayt ha k RASUL (SAW) jab kisi waja se bay qrar hote tu ya dua prhaty (Ya-Hayyu Ya-Qayum B-Rehmati Ka astaghisu)4ward(sadqa jaria)

Namaz k faiday

Namaz k “10? faiday1,Chehray ki nooraniat2,Dil ka noor3,Jism ki rahat4,Qabr me sathi5,Nuzuley rehmat ka zareya,6,Aasmanu ki chabi7,mezane hi sab ka wazn8,Allah ki raza9,Jannat ki qeemat10,aag se bachao ka zariya…Share this message to all yourfriends & muslims sisters / brothers

Aey ibne ADAM

Aey ibne ADAM!Tujhe kia ho gaya hai?Tu ne apni namazon,Duaon aur ibadatonko sir pareshani aur museebatk waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai,Tujhey 70ma’aon se ziadahchahnay wale RAB Ta’AALA kosirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai..Aey insan, zara soch to sahi…

hadees e nabwi saw

Hadees-e-Nabwi SAW1.Jo shaks har waqt wazu me rahega Allah uski rozi kushada farmayega.2.Us shaks ki hajat jald puri hoti hy jo apni hajat ksi or ko na btaye.3.Jis ne apni namazon ki fiqr chordi Allah ne uski fiqr chor di.4.Allah us shks ko abad krta hy jo Hadees-e-Nabwi sun k dosron ko pohnchaye.Submited by apnayaar.com

Hazrat Umar (RA) ne farmaya


Hazrat Umar (RA) ne farmaya.“Muhtaji aur Ghurbat 4 chezon se aati hyn.(1) Jaldi jaldi Namaz parhnay se(2) Kharay ho kar paani peenay se(3) Muh se cheraagh bujhanay se(4) Asteen ya daaman se muh saaf karnay se”

Quran Pak mai

Quran Pak mai30 Paare,114 Surah,540 Ruku,86430 Kalimat,333760 Hurf,6666 Ayat,2584 Mertaba ALLAH ka naam,26 Nabiyo ka zikar or14 Sajde hai


Quran Pak mai

Quran Pak mai30 Paare,114 Surah,540 Ruku,86430 Kalimat,333760 Hurf,6666 Ayat,2584 Mertaba ALLAH ka naam,26 Nabiyo ka zikar or14 Sajde hai

Naik Amal Ka swab

¤Agr 1 Insan Ki Avg. Age “75-Yrs” Ho¤Or Wo Hr NMAAZ Pr Avg. “16-Mins” Rozana Srf Kre¤To 75-Yrs Me Se Srf “3.8-Yrs” Lagen gey ALLAH Ki Ibadt K Lye¤Jisne Humey “ZNDAGI” Ata Farmai,Kya Hm Us Ki Rah Me”3.8-Yrs”B Srf Nhi Kr Skte.?¤Plz Balance Ki Parwah Kye Bagher Ye Msg Tmaam Relatives Ko Snd Krden¤Aapka Ye […]

25 Prophets names mentioned in Quran

25 Prophets names mentioned in Quran,1..Adam, 2..Nooh, 3..Yahya , 4..Zakaria5..Ibrahim, 6..Ismail, 7..Ishaq, 8..Yaqoob9.Zulkifl, 10..Sulaiman, 11.Ayub, 12..Saleh13.Younus, 14.Yousuf, 15.Moosa,16.Haroon17..Dawood, 18..Idris, 19..Elyas, 20..Lut21.Hud, 22.yasa, 23,shoaib, 24..Esa..25..Muhammsd (PBUH)

juma ki sunatain

Nabi (SAW) ki juma ki sunatain, “accha libas” “Ghusal”“Khushbu”“Miswak”“Surma”“Darood sharif” and “surah kahaf”

Muhammad (PBUH) se chahat


May GOD give “u”Abu Bakar’s sadaqat,Usman’s Dolat,Umer’s Hakumat,Ali’s Himat,Bilal’s Awaz,Suleman’s sultanat,Yousaf’s Khubsorati,Muhammad (PBUH) se chahat

Eid-Mubarak-sms

Traffic jam na ho jae

____@ __/ ["]\____ [_(@)______(@)\,Peep..Peep.. Kahe Traffic jam na ho jae Isliye “2″ din pehleAapko“EID Mubark”

Eid with compines

Your relation is like paktel“dil to 1 hay”Your Ove like telenor“Chaho kuch barh k”Your sincerety like Haleeb“garah to hay”Your smile like twist“Hila k rakh de”your style like Ufone“Tum hi to ho”Your personality lika Bonanza“Absolutely worldclass”My response like lipton“Yehi to hai wo apnapun”aur apnaypun k sath“EID Mubarak”

Happy EID Mubarak

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EID MUBARAK

EID MUBARAK ho AapkoDher sari tarif aur khushiya mile aapkoBut, jab EIDI mile aapko to please…..Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Dil se eid mubarak

!”””””””””””””!! EID CARD !!………….!Mohabbat seChahat seWafa seKhuloos sePyaar seJazbon seEhtiraam sePore Dil se***~^^***~###Eid Mubarak***~^^***~###

Eid Eid Karte Kiun Ho

Arz Kia Hai………Zara Ghor FarmaiiyeArz Kia HaiEid Eid Karte Kiun Karte HoEid Bhi AajayegiKia?Eid Eid Karte Kiun HoEid Bhi AajayegiRamzan Ke Pure Rozay RakhoAqal Thikane AajayegiHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EID MUBARAK

Chaho Gussa karo,Chahe Galiyan nikalo,Chahe Sir pito,Chahe Cell tod do,Chahe Ghar ka saman bekher do,Chahe jo marzi karo,Hum to aaj hiEID MUBARAK kahenge.

Advance main eid mubarak

Aey BOSS ..!!Kaisa hai ray tu..?Woh kia hai na sala Eid k dino main network khalas hojata hai to apun teray ko advance main….....EID MUBARAK.


Decent sms

Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtonekitni pyari mehsos ho gi,

Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai.

Dosti sms
Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.’-..’-.

Hey how are you?
put your right hand on your left shoulder
&
your left hand on your right shoulder
&
SmileYeh hai meri taraf se aik “jaadu ki japhi”

DOSTI~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~“DOSTI mosam nahi,
kehapni muddat pori karay orrrukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, kehtoot kar barsay ortham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, kehsulgy bharkey orbujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, kehchamkey ordoob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, kehkhiley orphir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuchtoot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1.apun,
2 apunka smile,
3 apunka estayle,
4 apunka face,
5 apunka nature,
6 apunka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apunka friend.

Best…Gift‘
ZINDAGI’
Best…Ahsaas‘
KHUSHI’
Best…Feeling‘
PYAAR’
Best…Relation‘
DOSTI’
Best…Person‘
HUM’
Best…brother….’
HUM’..

Umeed aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur kare,
Raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare.

Fool sms

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur
Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
.
.
Ab goonga andhay ko
kaisay batayekai bahra us
ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Sochti hon ke
ye dualatye bungley
k
PHELE YE SAB MIL TO GAE!!!!

KBC quiz show may Shahrukh ne mujh se poocha.“Dunya ka sub se bara gadha kon hai?”May ne 1 caror gawa dia per tera name nahi bataya….sachi dosti..

Husband wife sms

Har larki par nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aaiExpress news: har larki per nazar;)

Bill dadi dengi

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..Shopkeeper: 5 kissGirl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hayShopkeeper: 10 kissGirl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Larki ka balance

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Larki or bus

Boy: BUS aur LARKIaik jaisi hoti hain,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAYek jaisay hotay hain,1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…

Aadhi raat ko

Ek larka ,Ek larki..AHAAadhi raat ko..OHOJungle main..Wah WahJhaari k peche..OUIISab se chup k..UFF!Daba Daba k..HAW!Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!

larki to dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.

Larka or larki

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa GayeLarka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali GayiMoral :Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …

Wife go to doctor

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aikmaheenay k araam k liye beautifulforeign country janay ko kaha hai.Hum kahan jayen gay?Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

wife ko ghalat fahmi

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neendmein galian ki

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho GayiHusband Ghar Se Chala GyaRaat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?Wife : ZEHERHusband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta…submitted by apnayaar.com

college wali

Dosti Karo College wali se,Dosti karo college wali se,Ishq larao office wali se,Flirt karo pros wali se,Pyar karo dilwali se,ankh larao sali se,……..aur maar khao ger wali se…submitted by apnayaar.comn de rahey thai?Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

wife driving a car

Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office.Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!


husband 2 wife

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??Wife remains silent ……Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….submitted by apnayaar.com

wife is kidny

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.submitted by apnayaar.com

jannat main husband

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husbandk sath Wife ko nahi rehne deteHUSBAND! sahi suna he,Wife: aisa kion?Husband: Arey pagli isi liye tousey jannat kehte hain..submitted by apnayaar.com

tofani barish main

Tofani barish mein rat ko,shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aayaSHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?Admi:Is tofani barish mein kiameri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

women call their husband

How woman calls their husband in first 6 yearsYr 1.JanuYr 2.O G.Yr 3.Sunte ho?Yr 1.O bunty k pappaYr 1.Kahan mar gaye?Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?submitted by apnayaar.com

wife news paper hoti

Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehtiHusband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti..

Boyz vs Girls sms

Har larki par nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aaiExpress news: har larki per nazar;)

Bill dadi dengi

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..Shopkeeper: 5 kissGirl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hayShopkeeper: 10 kissGirl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Larki ka balance

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Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi, Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha.. Kaise? Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!

Larki or bus

Boy: BUS aur LARKIaik jaisi hoti hain,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAYek jaisay hotay hain,1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…

Aadhi raat ko

Ek larka ,Ek larki..AHAAadhi raat ko..OHOJungle main..Wah WahJhaari k peche..OUIISab se chup k..UFF!Daba Daba k..HAW!Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!


larki to dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.

Larka or larki

1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa GayeLarka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali GayiMoral :Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …