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have a certificate in kissing, diploma in caring°ree in loving. Do u have a jobe 4 me! NELLY

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah! ( Latest sms Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! dani 03214342632

Tu mujhy hath per saja ly kangan ki tarah,
Main liptna chahta hoon tujh sy aanchal ki tarah,
Daikho kabhi na tum in aankhoon main aansoor lana,
Main saja hoon teri aankhoon main kajal ki tarah,(
Our tu hay mery dil main is tarah,
Jesy baithi ho new saij per dulhan ki tarah. kk - 03452285543

labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
meenu

toot jatay hain sabhi rishtay
magar dil ka dil say rishta apni jaga
tujh se na milnay ka yaqeen hai magar
tujh se milnay ke dua apni jaga ahsan

Hume Hansne - Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Jhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai...Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Kamal ho tum,na gulaab ho tum
Meri aankho ke khowaab ho tum(
Haanth utha kar rub se jo sawal kiya tha
Un sawalon ka jawab ho tum!Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Churaney Ki
Ik Ada Aap Ki Dil Main Bas Janey Ki
Ik Chehra Aap Ka Chand Sa
Ik Zid Humari Chand Ko Paney Ki Miss Bakshi

Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
by farhadraza 03212126457

Kisi Kamzoor Lamhey Me,
Agar Main Tum Say Ye Keh Doon,
Mujhey Tum Say "MOHABAAT" Hai,
Tum Ye Mat Samajh Lena,
K....!!
Main Ney SACH Kaha Ho Ga,
Aisi Dil-Nasheen Baaton Ko,
Aisi Dilbar Aadaon Me Kehna,
Mujhey Bachpan Say Aata Hai,
Meri Aankhein Mera Chehra,
Mera Ye Bey Sakhta Lehja,(
Ye Sab Kuch JHOOT Kehta Hai Mager, Latest sms Shayari
Iss Jhoot Main Ek SACH Bhi Hai,
K......!!!!!
Mujhey Tum Say "MOHABBAT" Hai. (03338162003,,,03456592721) Hassan


Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat(
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash karan Gurgaon 9899708493

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
These are some of the romantic countries in the world, Latest sms Shayari
Holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
Italy: i trust & love u,
Libya: love is beautiful & u also,
France: friendship remains & never comes to an end.

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
Yaad kare use khabar ho jaye,
Rab se yahi dua hai meri,(
K aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye.

Full Name: S&S
do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......

Full Name: Codename 147
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.

Full Name: Awara
Ai Khuda, apne chand pe itna guroor na kar,(
ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhte hai,
Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai,
log misaal mere chand ki dete hai.

Press down 5 times to become sweet...
1
2
3
4
5
Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...
Ahsan 0321-8666122

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,(
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR!!!

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Best day aaj, best gift ZINDAGI,
Best eahsaas KHUSHI,
Best feeling PYAR,
Best relationship DOSTI,
Best person HUM,
Best friend MAIN AUR TUM.

Full Name: sameer
1st time daikha us ko
2nd time baat ki
3rd time date per
4th time shaadi k plaining
5th time kisi or k sath
six time 2 bacho k sath
7th time police waley k sath
8th time thanay me
9th time woh daikhnay i
kab mare ga aids k mareez dont do this..

Full Name: sonu
Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarhan,
Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan,(Latest sms Shayari
Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan,
Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan. from: Sonu +923204186155

Full Name: imran
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

Full Name: moon 03225920414
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a

twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar(
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar saba

Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,)
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155

8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy
silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..SaaMer 03002711588

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" (
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha Bhatti
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

FROM : AMIT AFRIEND (L.I.C. AGENT- 98263-05105)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman

Newtons First Law of ishq (
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals 03456592721 Hassan

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. Hassan 03456592721

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy Hassan 03456592721

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346


itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya. 923214325463 ..::** Umer Jaan **::..Umer
TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON Latest sms Shayari
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON Fahad 0301-6656568

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........Fahad 0301-6656568

tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai. Fahad 0301-6656568

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty (
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Daypapas

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
FARO
03009563423

R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho ;-)
(umer 0321-2604974)

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...! sayalisalih +919895137022

Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana na Chor De...sam

Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket, (
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle"... Raman

Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!--Zenis

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...)jaji khan ( 0345 2094140)

If I could have just one wish, Latest sms Shayari
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than youhardyboy03214581372

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo(
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo (0333-6572912/0321-7602322)

4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav

Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain (
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..A.B.

kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe musk

khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 0334-4127074

chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!(
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
Full Name: semi
Mobile: 03016516486

Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Punjabi Translation:

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'(
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh........... Latest sms Shayari
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF
Mobile: 0300-9495309 / 0321-4246309

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.(
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch
Mobile: 92-345-2862202

ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq (Copyright
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696

ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. ---
Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056

Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,(
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234

HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762

aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher
Mobile: 9437195653

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa
Mobile: 03047112200