tricky question sms

Flirty Story joke: how much to bite your boobs

This one is great i could stop myself from sharing it:
A old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he seesa beautiful woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for$100?”“Are you nuts?!!!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner beforeshe does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” heasks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?”

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Flirt SMS for your girlfriend: kiss SMS msg

Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo

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Tease SMS Messages: Which Rose

Red Rose: LoveYellow Rose: FriendshipWhite Rose: PeaceWhich Rose for you?Nima Rose: Tan ki Durgandh Door Kare, De Taazgi

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Naughty and Funny SMS : Cow and Bull

Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it.

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Ab tak meri life

Ab tak meri life1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

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There is a saying

There is a saying“If you want to be great,you must walk with great people”.Seriously,I have no objection,you can walk with me!

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What is d meaning of SMS ?

What is d meaning of SMS ?
Share My Sweetness,Search My Soul,Seek My Sweet Heart,Succeed My Smartness,See My Smile,So Keep Sending SMS.

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Full form of maths

Full form of maths
M=mentallyA=admitedT=teacherH=harassingS=students

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Aisa DOSTANA humara,

Aisa DOSTANA humara,Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,Mein HOT tu COOL,Mein APRIL tu FOOL.Ha Ha Ha…..

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